Lady Stoner has risen from the dead! Well, sort of. Since I’m not quite a zombie, here’s why I’ve been gone for so damn long-

I have spent the last month in Bali, which, some of you might know, has a mandatory death penalty for any and all drug trafficking. There is also the very real chance that you will go to jail for, at the very least, ten years just for having a seed on you.

So, what’s a Lady Stoner to do? Well, easy- abstain. And forget about trying to update a weedcentric blog while stone sober. So, I am back, it is springtime, everything is greener (including my buds!), and it is time to renew my love affair with tumblr.